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moved. Away laughing on a fast camel 6:34 p.m. I have a splitting throat and Kitty has hibiscus ears. IHATE MODERN DANCE. I want to be in chinese dance! I know I should be happy with what I have, but I just WANT chinese. and I'm hungry because I can't eat anything except strepsils. Nearly failed the bloody diagnostic test, which is bloody difficult. DANCE TOMORROW!!! FREAK.FRRREEEAAAKKKK. I still hate Rachel Ou. And I'm hungry! I want pasta and potato wedges and grilled chicken. Yay, going swimming on saturday! But if this sore throat continues, I can't go! Cause I need to take in air through my mouth. Wu ti bu man zu turned out to be quite interesting after all. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:25 p.m. Changed back to the old layout because I can't stick the new one. CCA fair today was tiring. I danced yan shen like 748923 times. AT LEAST. Took souvenirs. Begged Aiming to exchange roles with me [she was the mascot]. Went back to dance. Saw FANGYU! Took the guides souvenir even though they wouldn't let us take[Leips/Layo told Kaili to help us take].HAHA. So there. Then Sue-anne's sister [zoe-anne] took AVA microphone for us. Lei told her to again:D We wanted the choir balloon!lala, bought a notebook for the journal I was supposed to hand in on Friday. Oops. Have to start on Geoggers later, e're learning about tectonics theory, so fun! lalala. I hate modern dance. Away laughing on a fast camel 6:11 p.m. I HATE MODERN DANCE. Away laughing on a fast camel 5:29 p.m. I changed my layout! But it's not yet completed. I miss the POA one. If this one comes out weird, I'll change it back. I half hope it'll turn out wonky. You get my drift. I dont know what to put for the tag-board part. I don't want to put a tag-board if not noone will visit my guestbook again and my guestbook has such a nice layout. RIght, Kittaaay Khoo? I like how you click the buttons and the things changes, but the pictures are ugly? I am not messing with this anymore. Shall ask mingzi to help. Hahaha. Err, yah, Ling, I'm using pink. Help me, anyone, tell me what i should put on the tagboard space. Away laughing on a fast camel 12:16 p.m. IT is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity, it had gone beyond the Valley of Crap and into the Universe of no return. WE ARE SEC 3 lah. and some stupid excuse for a teacher ARRANGES our sitting arrangements. HELLO?! Away laughing on a fast camel 12:21 p.m. I've uploaded the other photos! err, Lingg, there IS a picture of me now. At your request. But just one. My camera now spoil lah. see lah, you ask me to take myself. Around the House. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:53 p.m. I've uploaded the photos! here Away laughing on a fast camel 1:41 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity. Huang scolded us today. errrr. I was picking imaginary lints off my shirt. you may think that that is a little rudey-doody in the respect department, but you don't know how much reason I have to be rude. And so full of angosity. And indignosity. huang: IF YOU ALL DON'T JOIN COR YOU DON'T DANCE IN SYF AR....But I don't like to force people, you know. So I'm not forcing you lah. Just that, you know, if you don't take cor ar, then I don't put you in syf lah. simple pimple." errr. Isn't that equivalent to me saying,"You can either play the piano and I listen, or I listen to you play the piano." OR "You either live without water for 1 year or you die." OR "That guy over there??? The very tall, very young, hair very thick and don't walk turn out one, that guy? He is huang." ALL three examples make no sense. Expecially the last one. I WANT CHARLOTTE AND INEZ AND ZHUO'ER back! He told the teachers to change the formations so we can "don't use" the three of them. Then he a bit kiao ka lim kopi. And glare at us. OUR FAULT AR, you dithering champion for the chinese nation and part-time fool. Anyway, I have a new phobia. Jasyissimusophobia. It's a fear of..welllll, Jasyissimus. But anyway.[yes I know that explains ALOT.NOT.] I can't wait to see Cindy Zhuang's reaction to the horrible mess huang calls a dance. I'll be better off in chinese since all the modern teachers hate me anyway. Oh yah. the chinese techers hate me too, especially huang because I glare at him and pick at imaginary lints on my shirt. Oh and chen hate me because she has the same handphone cover as me and I told Leips about her skittles. Sour ones some more. Oh and I told Huwen her tights have a hole yesterday. Can't take criticisms. I wish sulaoshi will just come back and then everything will be okay. And that MOE will just shutup about the five-das week because a week has SEVEN days. I've said that A LOT A LOT of times to people who listens [i.e.me and err, no one else.], but still. MOE doesn't get it. SEVEN DAYS. if we have seven days and we only use FIVE days, what about the TWO days left? STONE?! THINK. Must be those busy-body parents who like to complain about their children having too much stress. Too much stress will die AR?! Don't know who give them stress. It'a case of huang blaming us for inducing mah-fan because HE, HE, HE wants to change the whole goddamn dance. Deyi no money ar? Cannot ask from them meh? You think St.Nicks people very rich ah? Not all of us can fork out $298 for some stupid course okay. "No lah, I not forcing you all. Just that you don't take you cannot go syf." NO, NOT FORCING US. I HATE HIM. "You think horizon very far ah? How far can Singapore get? I took Deyi to yun nan leh. blah blah blah, THAT's far." Yeah, far, smar. go yun nan also don't want to get his ahem, hair treated. Away laughing on a fast camel 8:26 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity. Huang wants chinese and modern dance now. errr. I want chinese! But noone wants to go with me so I'll have to stay in modern. But I want chinese. Anyway, I took photos of the school today to send to Rachel. Kitty took some of herself, then I took Kittaaay doing MJ's Moonwalk. AND! The perspective thing again! First, Lei was "carrying" Ling and ling had this weird pose. with one leg up behind her, then Ling "carried" Lei and Lei did this um, birdy pose with her legs in front of her, bent, and her arms in a sort of v-shape. Like, like, well, I dont know what lah. Charlotte keep taking herself. I HATE PAT, Rachel's Postie Pal.:'( Away laughing on a fast camel 8:59 p.m. Time for another tres amusant entry! err, or NOT. Anyway, Rachel haven't received my letter yet. I say, Pat, her little Postie Pal looked at my lovely handwriting and my lovely Molly and decided that it is really not worth giving them up. Well, Pat, you called yourself Rachel's little postie pal?! you, Rachel's PAL who wouldn't give her her letter?! What kind of a postie pal are you?! Mind you, Rachel would set her dog on you if you don't GIVE HER THAT LETTER. err, not that she has a dog, but still. I never let facts get in the way of a good blackmail.Of a person who posts mails. Ok, what am I saying? Anwway, Pat ma petite,err, postie pal, I mean, Pat, Rachel's petite postie pal, PLEASE return her the hilariously stupid letter. Thank you. Away laughing on a fast camel 12:41 p.m. Hohohohoho. Err, anyway, I pierced my ears! I think I have an overctive imagination, I keep imagining the needle thingy poking through my lobes and flesh fly off then bloody shop assistants. Mostly, the needle piercing through. Ooh, Horizon examination yesterday. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am doing out of control laughing again. Away laughing on a fast camel 6:30 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity. My parents wants to bloody bring me to Malaysia. I already said, I AM NEVER EVER GOING TO STEP INTO MALAYSIA FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. Don't they understand? I am NOT going. And! They booked it on the 28th? No way am I giving up a place in syf just because I want to get scared by butterflies. If they think I'll rather go to MALAYSIA, for heaven's sake, rather than perform in the syf, they are mad out of their minds. I am SO NOT going. I don't appreciate them making decision behind my back. If they think this is a surprise, well, guess what?! I have a surprise for them too. IT IS NOT. It is not a bloody surprise because surprises are meant to be good. Don't tell me going to Malaysia is good, cause I can't think of anything WORSE. There's NOTHING to do there. NOTHING. N.O.T.H.I.N.G. Away laughing on a fast camel 1:15 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity. Well, not FULL, but still. I have no phone! Stupid SIM card. Stupid Security settings. Ok, it's actually my own fault. No, it's the Lipton Jasmine Tea's fault. Kept me awake, so I had nothing to do. Thus, I fiddled with my phone. And err, I did something to the PIN code thingy and they asked for the PUK code, which I typed in and they told me to reset my PIN code. I DID! But my stupid phone kept displaying "Code Error". THERE WAS NO ERROR, you dithering excuse for a phone. So now I cannot use my phone. I want the radio!!! Went to the library today(: But Song Ping and I didn't do homework. Just lazed around and read. And anyway, I wasn't in tip-top condition[health]. Ate tuna puff for lunch. Pingzzers ate Hotdog puff. I think I am going to pierce my ears. Mutti keeps telling me to do it before the second last week of holiday, but everytime i get near a shop, I shake. Like two shaking things. Or a bean in a bowl. A shaking bbowl. Away laughing on a fast camel 5:21 p.m. HAH! I think I know who! Quite tall one right? Then um...hmmm quite thin. But then all sec one very thin what. err. nvm. I KNOW who she is. tsk. you so bad ah. Not that I love her to bits or something. Quite the opposite, actually.hmm. I'm being very mean here.Well, you can't have everything. XP. Away laughing on a fast camel 2:10 p.m. Yay, I finally cleared my desk! YESYESYES! Ladeedum! Sis lost her SIM card. errr. I want Rachel to come back! I thought I had the whole of November and December to go out with her, but then actually, I only had 5 days. And I didn't know. It's not fair. Anyway, I cleared out everything from my school files today! Threw away the notes from the "Scottish Play", all of the characterisation of Scottish Play, Lady Scottish Play and the Witches. And then stupid Kino and his stupid wife. YAY! NO MORE LIT! HAHA, LEIPS. I have nothing funny to write about. What has 50 pairs of feet but cannot walk??? 50 pairs of trousers!! -wheezes like a loon on loon tablets. How long before Roach comes to visit from maplesyrup-a-gogo-land?!! Pingzzers and I are going to the library on Monday to do homework! Yes! I don't know why, but I am so excited. I'm too excited to sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Away laughing on a fast camel 6:36 p.m. My sister went to watch Shutter. Ahahahaha. Serves her right. I am addicted to Minitoons sweets. I have a headache now. Talking to my sister about her prom accessories made me think of the fun I would have if I had fallen into some of the open sewers in India. err, not that I have been to India, but I meant metaphorically. I like America's Next Top Model! But then April's out. I don't think it's her fault that she over-directed. I mean, Mercedes was too scared to do anything so she HAD to help her right? But anyway, I don't believe she didn't see it coming. So now I want Yoanna to win. She's pretty.err anyway. Tyra Banks is beautiful. I like her eye makeup. But I don't like that "First Supermodel in the whole wide world" supermodel. Because she's not pretty enough. I thought models must be pretty? Away laughing on a fast camel 4:20 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity. I want to change my layout to a Georgia one, but I can't bear to lose all the house links thingy. And geri STILL haven't told me what house she wants to be in. Qu'est-ce que c'est le point??? Anyway, I have a tres amusant joke to share as I am full of generosity. What swing around cathedrals wrapped in cello phane? The LUNCHPACK of Notre Dame. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am doing out of control laughing. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:59 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crappostiy. I hate Rachel Ou[ch]. She didn't tell me her new address. Actually, I don't think sher parents bought a house yet, but still...that isn't excuse for not telling me her new address.... Or am I just being unreasonable? Sis found her prom dress! I won't make any negative comments, but it is ugly. Oh, and Rachel thinks that my house, a holder for pencils, combs, that kind of things, is a BIRDHOUSE. Bloody birdhouse. The birds will suffocate, dear roach. Don't be mean to my relatives. Away laughing on a fast camel 8:51 p.m. It is typico of manda to be so cynical. And stupid. My sis got her prom dress! The design's quite nice, but she wants it to be black. oh dear oh dear oh dear deary dear deary dear dear...I know you'll like to think that I'm being sympathetic, but you're not stupid enough. Lingg and I went to amk library!!! Saw Linfeng. She's going to be in the same class as ahem ahem. for two years. and a half. She's devastated. err, Linfeng, not ahem ahem. I don't see why ahem ahem has to be devastated. Am I being too harsh? No, I am being correct. It is typico of my life to be full of crapposity and weirdosity. Now I can't even eat chocolate in peace. I have to have a headache. I don't see Lei chomping on panadols/paracetemol tablets and she scarfs down at least 10 bars a day. You won't like to be me. And I still haven't get my HPPOA vcd yet. My mutti thinks I am mad, but then only mad people think that others are mad. If you get my drift. Ok, I watched it 3 times, but so what?! I know people who have watched it 10 times. AT LEAST. Typico. If I tell her I want the Daniel poster I'll bet she'll go ballisticisimus. Like Bob Nicolson. Georgia is hilarious. Elvis Attwood: I've seen a picture of me in the Science block. Georgia:That's nice. Elvis:It's bloody not. It's disgusting. Georgia:Is it the one of you in the nuddy-pants smoking an enormous pipe? Elvis:yes, that's it. Georgia:No, I haven't seen that one. Away laughing on a fast camel 7:01 p.m. It is typico of my life to be so full of crapposity.If there ever was a medal in the crap teacher department huang will win it hands down. well, not hands down, really, but with some competition from you know who. huang:how come people [i.e. junyan] turn at 1,2, you [i.e. Aiming, Clovie/Bixing and Zhixuan] turn at 3,4? Why you so slow? AGAIN!!! huang:how come people [i.e. junyan] turn at 1,2, you [i.e. Aiming, Clovie/Bixing and Zhixuan] turn at 3,4? Why you so slow? me:err, because I was SUPPOSED TO TURN AT 3,4, [YOU MAD BALD OLD DITHERING GEEZER]? huang:[rrriiigghhhttt]but why they [i.e.junyan]all turn at 1,2? me:errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Away laughing on a fast camel 2:30 p.m. I did pointe!!! No big problems except I cannot pointe. errr. ok. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TAKE!!! KITTAAY HAS A BLOG!!! I am so kind. I actually broadcast her getting a blog. Just call me Radio Boon. I watched "Tiny Planets" to day! SO CUTE! They went to this planet called the Planet of Sounds.Lahaha. Then is Braceface. She is quite pretty ...only the mouth too big.Not that mine is very small. Twinkle baby looney stars, lalalalalalala. We had family dance competition on FRIDAY! OUR class won! We are on a winning streak. Not that I care very much, but those two were the ONLY class awards we got this year. Bad feng shui. I have no inspiration. How? I have lost my ability to blog err, read-worthy entries as Eliza said. It's all due to ***** *** who purposely "just passed" [use as verb] me for one of the paper. Not my fault. VING JIE WANTS TO POKE PRAVEENA'S EYES!!! She's just jealous that her two eyes add together the size is half of praveena's one eye.or is it one fifth? same lah. Away laughing on a fast camel 2:44 p.m. I love my sister, I love Louise Rennison, I love the Library. I love Georgia Nicolson. No, I'm not lesbian and Georgia is not a real person although my sister and Louise Rennison definitely are. My life is now full of humorosity and wisdomosity from georgia. I love louise rennison's georgia books. Yes, I may even like Elvis Attwood and the revered headmistress Slim [so called because she weighs about a hundred stones...at least]. Also Uncle Eddie who is bald as a coot. TWO coots, in fact. Plus Mr and Mrs Next-Door and their prat poodles and Mr and Mrs Across-the-road and Naomi the Burmese Minx. ER-lack. I am mad. And full of hilariosity Miss Wilson their RE teacher who substitutes Hawkeye for English says that it is bad luck to call a play by it's name so they call Macbeth "The Scottish Play". Lady Macbeth is Lady Macscottishplay. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am doing out of control laughing as well. Away laughing on a fast camel 2:14 p.m. What do you call a dead nun? a.)a dead nun b.)a nun who is dead c.)dead meat d.)sister NUN of the above(: Away laughing on a fast camel 2:16 p.m. Molleh:Huiwen! Huiwen!! HUIWEN!!! WEI! HUIWEN! WO zai jiao ni, ni wei she me mei you ying!!! HUIWEN!!! Me:(Turns to look at her and Huiwen, who is standing beside her) Molleh:Ah ,bu dui ah. Shi Wen Min. I am so darn bored. But I am HAPPY to be bored!!! Hahahaha! But erm, I went to the library just now and found that I have incurred a fine of $11 and thus cannot borrow books. I didn¡¯t even know I was overdued!!! This is not funny. How am I supposed to pay the fine when I have a.) no cashcard and b.) only $10 in my ez-link card? That means I cannot borrow books tomorrow!!! This is stupid! Then why should I go to the library with mingzi? I wished I had returned it sooner. But at least I returned it. I bought a molly today!!! Hahahaha, ving. This molly¡¯s hair changed hair according to the presence of UWee rays. I bought white, and it changes to purple in the sun. But then the face changes colour too, I don¡¯t know why, so Molly looks like she¡¯s choking. I was going to get the colour change according to temperature one, but then the hair is like, dry and it spoils easily...-looks at my sister. My sister wants two for her birthday. She¡¯s just jealous molly is my best friend. I AM FREE!!! When does the HPPOA VCD comes out? I am dying...I mean, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was out months ago and it opened in May...27? HPPOA opened on June 3 and June 2 was the sneak preview thingy, WHY HASN¡¯T THE VIDEO BEEN RELEASED YET? I cannot watch Chamber again, I¡¯ve watched it about 7432897 times. My brother just gave me a bowl of striking orange super rings. They are so striking you'll feel this sense of immense peace just to not look at them, I swear I am NOT kidding. He's so cute! Erm ,my brother not the rings. I hate him sometimes, but he's so cute! He drew me a picture!! Of Chuyan, an alarm clock, a mouse, me, my teacher [I don't know who], a pandan cake [the kind you know, with the hole in the centre] and a bee with chicken feet. And also, he has given me his elephant water bottle with the powerpuff sticker. Too bad, there was only Blossom, some christmas trees, some snowflakes and this ice thingy that looks like a waterfall and something from Mt Olympus..is it olympus? Who cares? Away laughing on a fast camel 5:11 p.m. I hate Tay Aiming. I hate Art Examinations. I hate my parents. I hate Aiming because she LIED TO ME!!! She told me that my style is a bit like JD Hillberry. WHICH BIT? The only bit is from one drawing ["The Perfect Baby"] and it looks like my style only because the eyes are very big. If you're wondering why I draw eyes very big, it's because I have small eyes. But that's not the point. the point is that MY STYLE IS NOT LIKE HIS!!! HOW?? TOMORROW'S ART!! I cannot design, so CD cover and new year card are out. Plus, I cannot draw comics...except for my Molly Comics, but that has NOTHING to do with Chinese Idioms. If I fail art and go to combined science, I am going to kill her. Die ar, today maths I forgot to label the line. HOW HOW HOW? I dont want to fail!!! AND, JD Hillberry uses charcoal. The closest I've gotten to charcoal is Hello Kitty's friend... how to spell? poccacho...eh, not funny. I went to yahoo Images and typed in "Portraiture works in pastel" and they gave me kids drawings. hahahaha. It's not my fault I cannot paint. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:40 p.m. Okm I'm courting death. Thirteen damn days to EOY and I'm still doing homeec. I hate theory.Still left reflection and evaluation. And Chu Yan's fried rice article to edit. Her english does not make sense. I don't know how to edit. I hate ***** ***[i.e.5 stars, space, three stars]! "Sorry, I don't mark corrections on scrap pieces of paper." Hello. That's wasn't a SCRAP piece of paper, that's NOTEBOOK paper. Plus my wrongs are NOT wrong at all, you stupid plat infirm old hag. Whatever whatever whatever. She's just jealous of my extremely hilarious personality because she has no sense of humour. ZIP. I hate exams. And star star star star star space star star star. Away laughing on a fast camel 9:10 p.m. I am so sad. I am not Mollehs's friend anymore, Mollehs with the big curly hair and a matching stomach. Eh, why I call her Mollehs? It's actually Molleh. All Chong Ving Ving's fault lah. Anyway, this is proof that no matter how big your head and hairis, it doesn't show how clever you are. Nor does the size of your whole body, but let's not be mean. I mean, Molleh and my pet whale are about the same size, but my pet whale[his name is Whale of a Time] is smarter than she is. I know because my whale keeps whatever I give him properly, in his stomach, unlike some people [i.e. Molleh, and er, no one alse] who anyhow put and then let other people steal and turn around and blame us. She said, and I quote, ¡°If it's on my table then who took it? No one took it then what? I swallowed it?"Uh, uh BIG mistake. Take one look at Molleh and you will know that it is highly possible and probable. Actually ar, her name is Mollay, but don't know how come Ving Jie the Vonderful cookies maker spelt it as Mollehs. But never mind. I think Ving Jie is not a cookies maker. She is a cooTies maker, that's what she is. Molleh/Mollehs/Mollay is STUPID. She said, and I quote, ¡°You all don't treat me like I'm a fool ah!" Erm, yeah, but that's how we treat abysmal fools--like fools. Maybe she just can't get that into her um ,head. She doesn't even know how to apply foundation properly, much less keep our stuffs properly. She goes around saying, ¡°Peristalsis, peristalsis!" every day, yet Peristalsis doesn't seem to work in her rectum. Hmm...maybe that's why she was eating cherry tomatoes and cucumber yesterday. She said, and I quote, ¡°Wo hen sheng qi!" err. Okay. Basically, I treat her like she's stupid [which she is, but that's besides the point]so I don't really mind her saying nonsensical stuffs. I mean, she was the one ranting her head off and scaring all the poor fishes and tortoises in the pond while the rest of us were quite calm. Now who's the guilty one? Her job is on the line! ON THE LINE!!! WE can't get sacked. We are students. suwi: We put it on your table. She wants a good time No need to rewind She needs to really really find what she wants She lands on both feet Won't take a back seat There's a brave new girl And she's coming out tonight I bought my toe pads!!! Yay!!! Aiming got hers for $11.50. I got mine for $4[because the auntie gave me a 50cents discount] . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. -points to aiming and sniggers.
On a Monday I am waiting Tuesday I am fading And by Wednesday I can't sleep Then the phone rings I hear you And the darkness is a clear view Cause you've come to rescue me Eating chocolate Mr.Softee now, while listening to the dialogues from "What a Girl Wants". It's now the part where Daphne [Amanda Bynes] leaves home for England to find her dad, Lord Dashwood [Colin Firth]. Ok, pretty soon, she's going to meet this boy named Ian, but I don't know his real name >.< Amanda Bynes is so thin! My cousin was the one who bought me the Mr.Softee. I don't know why she suddenly became so kind, but then she told me that it was only 50cents. Okayyyy. Now I know why. Fall, with you I fall so fast I can hardly catch my breath I hope it lasts Oh, now Daphne has met with Lord Dashwood and they are thinking that she is a reporter. And now Lord Dashwood's mother is offering her fruit cake. I have a bag of potato chip beside me now. It is lime green in colour but the flavour is Original. It says: FIRST CHOICE Potato Chips Shu Pian Original flavoured yuan wei jing zhong: NET WEIGHT: 60Gke. erm. (: Kit, Lingg, Lei and I did nail art today! First we went to Ig's Heaven and then we saw this machine. So Lei the brave gave it a try. It was quite nice, a bit like ink on your nails except it was neat. Then Lingg, then Kit then me. I did it on my thumb. It was right smack in the center and it was so SMALL. I should have done it on my little finger. I kept painting the rest of my untainted nails with the base coat then top coat. Kitty is a bad nail um...polisher. Let me continue. So we walk walk walk and came across this nail thing and decided to try it out.Kit went first and she did it on both little fingers, then Lingg went.After a little bit of wheedling, Lei went, then after her it was my turn. I didn't know which finger to give her so I ended up giving her the one with the smallest nail -- the little finger! But it was still quite long, it was the same size as Lei's thumb nail. So the person was like, "Whoa your nail very long hor." erm....ladeedum! Daphne has just peered out of the window at the Dashwood's residence and shouted "GOOD MORNING HENRY!" and then Henry [Lord Dashwood] has just knocked his head on the top of the car door. Ohhhh It seems like I can finally Rest my head on something real I like the way that feels I love how you can tell Away laughing on a fast camel 6:30 p.m. I hate diaryland I hate diaryland I hate diaryland. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ENTRY? I am helping my mutti finish this big pack of M&Ms because it's expiring really soon. Like, next year. So I must help her finish it. She doesn't know, but she wouldn't mind. Not unless she finds out of course. Then, you'll have to dig me up. I took off the music because someone told me there was a virus. So, haha, Eliza. Dang, now I have no mood to blog. Oh I remembered what I typed yesterday!yay! Eliza is a mean old pressure cooker. She pressures me. Okay, not funny. Farewell's over. Genevieve gave us a note which says, "Sorry for being such a lousy senior." and Lei, Lingg and I went up to her and said, "You're not lousy, you lousy pok." Courtesy of me! I don't get lingg. Wasn't it funny? Ah well. Aiming made her sister cry just now. She hid under a table and when her sister walked past, she said, "BOO!" and her sister screamed and cried. err.okay. But then Aiming tried to comfort her, which made her worse, so Aiming went off and play with her cat. NICE. Yesterday was a BIG day because Mollehs got back her place at the stand without any big glitches. She successfully kicked a certain teacher who looks like a parrot[excuse me] down two steps and squeezed her way back to her holy seat by pushing Keh next to her. YAY! Go molleh! I love her hair! Go Molleh go! Erm...if you don't understand the part above, it's because you're not Ving Jie the Vonderful cookie maker. Someone gave me an "MC" for one of my ppr marks. WHATEVER. The whole world knew I haven't been sick since term started, how could I have not taken that damn test? Hello? She knew my marks. I told her. It went like this: She: BOON MENG!! WHAT DID YOU GET? Me:**!!![consored] The whole class heard it! Shaozhe even remembered it. So I like, argued with her last Monday. I was like, I told you! And she was like, I didn't hear! And I was like, [that's because you're a deaf OLD DIGBAT!] I SHOUTED it out! And she was like, But I didn't hear it! And I was like, [that's your problem, you who have too much earwax buildup]THE WHOLE CLASS HEARD IT. Away laughing on a fast camel 12:17 p.m. Hope dangles on a string Like slow spinning redemption Winding in and winding out The shine of it has caught my eye And roped me in So mesmerizing, and so hypnotizing I am captivated, I am... Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I'm right Swear I knew it all along And I am flawed But I am cleaning up so well I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself Eliza really really really really likes my blog P_______ stepped on Aiming's pointe shoe ribbon today and it split from the shoe. Whoa man. Lost the ribbon. shit. How? She's going to kill me!!! How? I feel so guilty... nothing to write leh. No inspiration...I only came here because Eliza made me. She owes me $6. HEAR THAT? Ok. Yay! I was one step/$6 closer to getting my pointe shoe when suwi gave me $6 today!lalalala. Away laughing on a fast camel 5:24 p.m. Ohhh move your body girl makes the fellaz go the way you ride it girl makes the fellaz go Ohhh move your body girl make the fellaz go the way you ride it girl makes the fellaz go Wow. Watch the Olympics today. Gymnastics only. Woked up at 9.29AM to catch the Men's Artistic, then waited for 3.05PM for the Women's Artistic. Goddamn, they were so good! There was this girl from I think Russia, she looks a bit anorexic. I think her name was something Khorkina. THINK.Even if it wasn't, never mind.Haha, I remembered it because the commentator pronounced it "coconut" without the "t" sound at the end. Haha. I had a tremendously hilarious entry to post, but my tremendously stupid, abysmal, puerile, magalomaniac, idiotic, dumb, arsehole, pissant, nightmare-invoking, horrible, blah blah blah brother deleted it. So, too bad, there isn't going to be a funny entry anyway. I was shaking my ass in the streets this morning Just walked in and it's early morning Got drunk till the break of dawning It don't stop till the early morning Passed out on the couch I'm yawning Just walked in and it's early morning Got drunk till the break of dawning It don't stop till the early morning Away laughing on a fast camel 4:43 p.m. All the pain I thought I knew All my thoughts lead back to you Back to what was never said Back and forth inside my head I can't handle this confusion I'm unablecome and take me away Went to Horizon!Baddddd Morning, real bad. ewww. HORIZON. Anyway, we met Xulaoshi at... Bugis? And by the time we reached the bus stop, 222 was gone. So we took taxi and of course we reached about 8000 minutes earlier. So we waited at the front gate for her and when she appeared, we waved serenely at her. Haha. Wore the new [horribly odious] leotard and tights. My skirt went wonky and sort of slipped halfway down. ok. Did VERY LITTLE barre work today. When I say little I really meant little. We only did one side for each exercise. No wonder I still felt unstable. haha. Just joking. Then centrework! The sadistic maximouse, who, incidentally, looked like one of my dance seniors from last time, made us stand in rows again. I was in the second row and then our exercise was...er...how to spell? tong-li-ay ...that's how you pronounce it. It's French so the spelling will probably turn out like "nhjewionmckx". haha. I was um...horrified. That was the one I didn't know how to do!!! Anyway Horizon is so positively bloody stupid so why am I talking about it? On June 28th, 2004, a press conference was held at the Roppongi Grand Hyatt Hotel, Tokyo, to mark the release of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" in Japan!!! MY BIRTHDAY!!! Quote:"When do you feel in your daily life that you're more grown up, that you're more mature? DR: Not very often. I don't know. I haven't grown that much. It's now quite depressing because Emma's taller than me." "Q: So Mr Cuaron, you saw these three on the set. Did they really get along with each other? AC: (joking) No, they hate each other! It's so hard to keep them from fighting all the time! That's the reason Daniel didn't come - the real reason is because they're not on speaking terms any more! DR: They wouldn't let me on the plane!" "if you were really able to do magic, what would you like to do and what kind of things would you like to use the magic for? EW: I'd like to be able to come to Tokyo without suffering jetlag." "DR: There's a spell that Hermione uses probably about a hundred times in the first film which is "Alohomora" and it opens doors, and that would be really cool because then you could get anywhere, pretty much." "Q: Which door would you like to open with that spell? DR: That's a very good question! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of poison paradise Grr. Can't stand her. She's like, FORTY YEARS OLD PLUS, can't she GROW UP?! No, I'm not talking about my mother, my mother's 39. "Who is boonmeng? Who is boonmeng??" Urghhhh. "I'm not going to accept you work because it's TARDY work, t-a-r-d-y. Don't bother doing the S______ anymore, because I'm not going to accept it."Why? because she's a mad old geezer, crazy sadistic coot, blind dumpy dingbat, abysmal moron with flyaway hair that she likes to tie even though it's about 1mm long. Um...DID I SAY I WAS GOING TO HAND IT IN TO YOU? No. SO? Good Grief. I have an idiotic, abysmal, loserish ahem ahem ahem. I am SO envious of Wisdom? No more HER. urgh. Anyway, Aiming's sister has purple nails. I told her I'll try to help her find out why, but I cannot find anything on purple nails leh. Only blue and yellow and coloured. Maybe purple falls under coloured?From Yahoo Health: Yellowish or discolored nails may indicate a Vitamin B-12 deficiency, or may indicate diabetes, allergies, liver problems, or poor health. Greenish nails may indicate infections in the nail bed. Bluish nail beds may indicate breathing problems or severe malnutrition. haha.
Aiming brought her pointe shoes to school today! I want to learn pointe too! I WANT TO LEARN POINTE!!! But my darn...I want to learn pointe! It¡¯s not like I don¡¯t have the money to pay for the shoes!!!! Just that I cannot use only mah...but if my vati lets me, I can use it!!! shootshootshootshoot. If I were rich[like SOME PEOPLE], I would be able to just ask my mutti for the money..blearghhh. I wanna learn pointe! But I don¡¯t think I can lah...because I cannot pointe properly. Something¡¯s wrong with my feet. Unlike Lei¡¯s...something¡¯s wrong with my bones. All these problems are due to BAD genes. MY MOTHER¡¯S FAULT. MY FATHER¡¯S FAULT. HAHA. Serves her right. She didn¡¯t give me good genes so now she cannot tell people, ¡°SEE? MY daughter leh. She so clever, so pretty right? ALL MY GENES.¡± She CANNOT. Serves her right for selfishly passing all her bad genes to me and keeping the good ones. She gave me brown hair, body fat, big butt and a high waist. Stupid mutti. Stupid vati.He kept all his good genes. AND PASSED THEM TO MY SISTER. Ving Jie loan me her Seventeen and inside got say like, what type of body you have and the names for it lah. There¡¯s one where you can gain muscle easily and the celebrity example is Madonna, then there¡¯s the Cheryl Seow type:Thin and everything. The Celeb example is um...forgot lah. Keira Knightly? Anyway. The third and WORST kind is where you have a lot of lower body fat[MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME] and you burn fat slowly. The celeb example is Kelly Osborn. .... I DON¡±T WANT TO LOOK LIKE KELLY OSBORN!!! It¡¯s NOT fair! Away laughing on a fast camel 4:35 p.m. I seem to have an endless supply of snot... ok, I know this is grossing you out, but hey! SOMEONE has to listen to me complain! There's something wrong with the link part...especially with the slytherine group. -glares at ying jie and lei felton. ALL THEIR FAULT! Dang...forgot to hand in zuo ye! SCW's going to be after my blood. He has no heart. I'm sick! -wails. And I hate yingjie's link! I swear, I get more colds than the average AIDS victim. Not kidding. I have the worst immune system in the world. It's all because of my mum. How dare she feed me formula milk?!?!And then she blames me for getting sick. Well, excuse me, but whose genes did I get? OK, I got Ying Jie at the correct place, but i cannot go to her blog. I am such a genius.Oh and Lei's too. WHY?? ALL THE CODES ARE CORRECT!!! I NEED LEI! eee. sounds so gross.I have no patience for HTML...my vati is so unfeeling. I begged him to buy strepsils for my poor throat and he said,"That's your problem." Now you know why I'm like how I am... I fully blame my parents for all my faults.It's my mutti's fault that I'm high-waisted and big in the rear. I have the biggest fanny in the world, next to Our new president is Charlotte!!! And Lynnie's our new VICE-president. She's unintentionally funny...the first thing she said was,"My name's Chen Ning Lynn and my name's not Ning Lynn."haha.I'm trying to pursuade suwi-pooey to change her blog to suwi-pooey.blogspot.com, but she wouldn't. Quite funny mah.... Away laughing on a fast camel 4:58 p.m. OK, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCENT: THOSE WHO WANTS TO BE LINKED, PLEASE SIGN MY GBK STATING WHICH HOUSE YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN. THANK YOU! ok, I just realised one very stupid thing. It's so stupid I don't know whether I should say or not.Well, here goes: I FORGOT I GOT A NEW LAYOUT! Yeah, that's HOW stupid I am.Anway,I'm here to blog!!! YAY! Then HuiWen meinu can laugh her ass off now! I bring joy and laughter into people's lives!!!-applauds. Actually, for the first time in my entire life, I have nothing to say. HOW? Oh, did I tell you about my nephew who was born on the exact day as me? 5 minutes earlier, somemore! haha. Shuqin asked how come it never happened to her before and I told her it's because I'm nice. [i.e. she's NOT]. But I am very very very very against boys age 2 to 16. It's because they are so full of stupid excess energy and even at two years of age, their bodies produce testosterone at full blast. And then they start doing stupid things like refusing to write their last name.[i.e. my brother]And saying,"eh,jie jie, I just now want to use computer leh." when you on your computer.[i.e. my brother] eh, mutti, hot leh. my mutti just stuffed a piece of fish into my mouth, causing one of my very important organs[no, not the cunt, you toot]to burn. THE TONGUE! oh. yinjie's butt got hit by the air-BALL? how come I don't know? TOMORROW ART! DIE!How? I cannot draw a goddamn portrait for the life of King Chualalongkong. errr.How to spell? WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO ART? WHY WHY WHY? It's is so sickening.I can't wait for Sec three where only people out of their minds choose art. I shall work very very hard to get into a artistically-inclined class.I MUST NOT STUDY ART NEXT YEAR. It's atrocious. EIGHT years of art is enough. At least in Primary school, we can ask our muttis to draw for us. oh my, I wonder what I'm supposed to do when my children ask me to draw for them...draw my signature frog and little girl? Where the heck is United World College anyway? Away laughing on a fast camel 5:24 p.m. YAY! DANCE CAMP! DAMCE CAMP! So fun!! First I met Lingg in Macs at 3.00PM then Huwen came, then Lei, then Kit.So we went to the studio and hang around until dinnertime. Played Cheat and Spit. I'm the most amazing cheater!!! I cheated hell loads and didn't even get caught once!!! HAHA! Probably because I'm so innocent. Huwen kept getting caught though. Probably because she has a face that spells, "FUTURE CRIMINAL". SPIT was fun! I was winning until deborah chiu aka debbsie came and spoilt my feng shui and I kept losing. Then we went down for dinner. erm... ate only the fish thingy and one "microphone" [chicken drumstick] plus a lot of iced lemon tea(: Went up again Lingg was being so paranoid. She kept saying, "Why is that light on? It's not supposed to be on!! Why is it on?" errr. Freaky, sure. Played chatching in the dark. So fun!!!But Wenting and I kept colliding with each other though. Then they played MUSICAL CHAIRS. errr.Then played more spit. And read some. Went to AVA room after that to watch Peter Pan even though Chamber of Secrets is ten billion times better. At LEAST. We OVERHEARD SOME SENIORS BADMOUTHING US. How are we suppose to like them if they keep doing this? Yeah, everyone watched Harry Potter before. Like everyone haven't watched Peter Pan before??They just like it because Jeremy Sumpter is cute [NOT].WHATEVER. I fell asleep halfway. It's SO predictable. I saw scenes from ET, Harry Potter and even Tom and Jerry. Peter Pan is just this stupid coward who is afraid of growing up and having all the responsibilities like wearing decent clothes and not showing off your nipples. So what if he can fly? I can fly too. Harry can fly too. What's so difficult about flying? Stupidstupidstupidstupid. Then after that, *toot* have the cheek to borrow our CD. err whatever. I'm not peeved because I couldn't watch Chamber. I mean, I've watched it about 922489657 times, missing once wouldn't kill me. whatever. then changed and played more SPIT, haha and went down to the bus and went to chijmes. Waited for the IJTP to finish and then it's SNG's turn! We had to dance the family dance! Saw Miss Keh. Someone told me she brough her dog. DOG?!?! Then waited outside the reception and after like, eons or aeons, the bus came. Lei fell asleep on my leg halfway and I was so damn bloody cold, but couldn't get up to adjust the air-con. My leg went numb. -.- went back to school and they all pulled out mattresses and slept like logs. I stayed up reading POA and finally fell asleep. Could hear someone rustling around. I nicked lots of sweets rom Huwen, haha. When I woke the rest STILL haven't awaken yet. Errr. Pig shall always stay pigs.Anyway, have to watch one leg kicking now. (: it's better than Peter Pan, I'll bet. Away laughing on a fast camel 7:02 p.m. MAN!!! I hate her. Seriously. I've never met anyone as bafoon-ish and stupid and idiotic and SADISTIC!!! she:then why didn't you tell me there was a confusion yesterday? me:there wasn't any "confusion" yesterday. blahblahblahblah........ she:Then why didn't you tell me there was a confusion yesterday? suwi:There wasn't any "confusion" yesterday. blahblahblahblah........ she:Then why didn't you tell me there was a confusion yesterday? me:There wasn't any "confusion yesterday. blahblahblahblah........ she:Then why didn't you tell me there was a confusion yesterday? suwi:there wasn't any "confusion" yesterday. blahblahblahblah........ she:Then why didn't you tell me there was a confusion yesterday. me:[THERE WASN'T ANY!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHEN THERE WASN'T ANY??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?] There wasn't any confusion yesterday. and it continued in this manner for about 63 years. CANNOT STAND HER. AND! Today she said,"You see you see? I so "wen1 wen2 er2 ya3." URGH.wen wen er ya her STUPID FAT HEAD lah. If she's wen wen er ya then the whole SNG collasp lah. Scold me scold me. Everyday only know how to scold me. WHATEVER. WHat's the use of helping her then? Plus she still owes me ten cents. TEN FREAKING CENTS. STUPID HEAD. STUPID HAIR. STUPID MAKE UP. I swear, you stand REALLY close up to her and look at her face [try not to faint or something] and you can see globs of foundation here and there and globs of lipstick stuck haphazardly on her lips. -.- I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:48 p.m.
BR> CHONG YING JIE!!! Don't you understand??? IT WILL NEVER GLOW! OUR E.COLI BACTERIA THAT SMELLS LIKE BRAND'S ESSENCE OF CHICKEN WILL NEVER, NEVER GLOW!!! WE didn't put distilled water!! How??? HOW!?! anyway, Tom does NOT like you. Nor Lei. okay? And Daniel does NOT like me. Or Songping, the BFS, okay? *BFS is an abbreviation coined by LeiF. It stands for BOYFRIEND STEALER Geddit? Hell, I haven't done ANY homework yet. MacBeth is sleep-inducing.ZzzzZzzzZ Away laughing on a fast camel 3:06 p.m. POOR LINGG[erie]She lost her pink phone. At YCK station. Because Kitty wanted to go pee.Haha. I just remembered a very funny incident. Because I, having no life, i.e.no handphone, I am prone to fiddling with others'. So, being the HP nut I am, I kindly set a reminder for her((: So on June 3 2004, she woke up in the middle of the night because her phone was ringing. So Lingg pressed the key and she read, "HPPOA released." I think it's so darn hilarious. THINGS I WILL NOT DO TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILD [GC]: Me:[asks an abvious question.VERY obvious.] GC:No. ME:huh? GC:No. ME:HUH? GC:NO!!!!! Me:What is this? GC:Horfan ME:Guo tiao ar? GC:Horfan Me:aiyah, horfan is guo tiao mah. On a working day when father is of course working... ME:Your father go to work ar? ME:[to parent] SHe is too fat to be in dance. Should let her older sister dance.[even if she is about as flexible as an apple and cannot dance. AT ALL.] GC:[walks to door and takes out key, all dressed-up. ME: You going out ar? GC:[walks in through door] ME:so fast ar? Father:[Haven't come home yet] ME:Your father haven't come home yet ar? ME:[Points to label on tablet case] Must eat how many a day? GC:three ME: REALLY MEH?????? GC:[opens fridge doors to search for something remotely edible. even peas wayyyy past it's expirey date is fine.] ME:Inside got TV ar? Phone:[rings for an eternity] ME:eh go answer leh. GC:[Skulks to phone and picks it up grudgingly] Phone:Hello, your ah-ma in or not. I HATE CHOO SONG PING, but Happy Birthday. Away laughing on a fast camel 12:31 a.m. My penpal sent me a KIMONO. ok. a piece of it...how weird. reminds self: It's the thought that counts. Emma Watson's full name is Emma Charlotte Deurre Watson. Ok, I shall not complain about my name anymore. I'have realised how very lucky I am. Least Favorite Scene: At the end where she hugs Harry: "For starters it was 'cringe', but then it was okay." She likes ART and HOCKEY. ART. I think I would like it if I can draw a straight with a ruler, which I cannot. She doesn't like people to pronounce "Hermione" wrongly. -thinks of Viktor Krum. Daniel Radcliffe likes Soccer and Wrestling. I like neither, in fact wrestling is the stupidest thing on earth next to peanut balls. And beach balls. He is currently just under 5 feet, 5 inches [height]. Favourite HP Word: "Voldemort" haha. Tomfelton plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies. He said that when he turns 16, he wanted to quit acting and go to a fishing to go and pursue his dreams of becoming a fisherman. FISHERMAN????FISHERMAN??? Lei is just SOOOOOOO lucky. Poor Ruperts Grint has 3 sisters. His Favourite Subjectis Chemistry. [somepeople nearly FAILED chem]
"What you doin' down there?" "I fell over." "What you fell over for?" "I didn't do it on purpose!" --Harry Potter and Stan Shunpike(: I've convert some names into Harry Potter world name!!! But they are actually quite stupid. I think it's kind of like Tikam-tikam one, cause some poeple I know have the same name. yeah. ME!--Lily Patil Lei--Dolores Johnson Kit--Alicia Krum [is it fate, Alicia??] Lingg--Yvonne Rosemerta [Ron FANCIES YOU] Fang Yu--Mary Fudge Gek Gek--Ali Clearwater Aiming--Celestina Flamel Vingjie--Bertha McGonagall Yee wen--Ali Clearwater[SEE???] Suwi--Agatha Wood Szb--Penelope Longbottom [LONGBOTTOM!!!] Hui Wen--Hermione Black emmawatson--Cho Evans[HEY!!! NOT FAIR!] Tom Felton--Remus Flamel chuchu-Molly Bell [MOLLY!!!! -shrieks in laughter] xinlin--Vicky Lestrange [Bellatrix!!!!AHAHA!] Daniel Radcliffe--Newt Bagman[NEWT???BAGMAN??? HELLO, He's HARRY POTTER. Tikam also must tikam correctly mah] lynn--Susan Brocklehurst char-loti--Vicky Lestrange[SEE? even her name spells "Strange"] JK Rowling--Mandy Chang Vic Zhou--Elfric Umbridge spongebob--Armando Brown [but spongebob's YELLOW] cristiano ronaldo--Bartemis Delacour my sis--Bellatrix Trelawney[See how evil she is???] my bro--Owen Black[OWEN??? God, he can't even BOUNCE a ball. Ok, he's FOUR, but that is not the point.] Rachel--Minerva Umbridge Songgie--Rita Pettigrew[HA! that's what you get when you try to seduce Daniel!(in vain) You become a descendant of Pettigrew!!] JenYun--Ginny Dumbledore Pearlyn--Katie Tonks Lima--Susan Brocklehurst[see? I told you it wasn't correct--Susan Brocklehurst sounds like a very tall person(:] Taken from danradcliffe.com: About Favorite Subject in School "I like science and I love gym. Oh, and I like art, but I'm really bad at it. I'm just a terrible drawer. I can't draw a circle. Even with a ruler, I can't draw a straight line." "If I had to pick one it's writing the autographs," Dan says, " It's not the actual writing of the autographs but the fact that my name is too long. I'm going to try work to get a quicker signature." Now he signs his name "Dan R." What's it like seeing yourself as an action figure? "It can feel a bit weird. You know, thinking that people are going to be....playing with you! And the closest I've ever been to an action figure is chewing on them." This is what I promised Aiming: "Stop, stop, STOP. You're gonna take someone's EYE out. Besides, it's leviOsa, not levioSA." "Well, you do it then, if you're so clever." "Wingardium Leviosa!" Oh well done! See here everyone! Miss Granger's done it!" -Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasly and Professor Flitwick I am an utter genius.. haha. Anyway, I did a ridiculously stupid thing yesterday. I put my card into the EZ-link top-up machine and when the process was done, my EZ-link card was ejected out and so I said to the machine, "Thank you." Suwi laughed for about a million years. Su lao shi let us watch Doraemon yesterday after screaming his [extremely big] head off at us. I am eating chocolates. Alone. Alone. ALONE!!!!! I bought alone. Paid for it alone. Brought it home alone. Opened it alone. Broke it into pieces alone. Ate it bit by bit alone. Finished it alone. ALL ALONE. ALONE. ALONE. ALONE. ALONE. ALONE. ALONE. And it's all SOMEBODY's fault. *stares at er....AHEM!* yay! HPPOA's coming out in like, A WEEK??? Friday's the day we'll skip. 28052004 is such a stupid day. *hints, ving* never mind. Shall pretend that there's no friday..Muahaha. The day after tomorrow...where would you be? The correct answer is: Now where near Chong Ving Jie. She is obviously one of a VERY perverted mind. Just now during history, she tried to pretend to be big in the...er...mammary glands department...[trying, but failing miserably]then..er...I was, by the cruel hands of Fate, talking to her [WHY WAS I DOING SUCH AN INANE THING???]and I found Miss Keh staring at us in wonder. err. Hmmm... I am INNOCENT!!! I didn't tell her to be so gross! *shrieks and runs round in circles* Now i have the stigma of being seen with...with...with CHONG VING JIE and her pretend big boobs. ARGH!!! something's conked up with my layout. boohoo. Ving is mad. She is counting her..er...anyway, it's too...perverted to mention here -.- fishsticks. Away laughing on a fast camel 5:07 p.m. I’m balding. At age THIRTEEN if you can believe that. This must be the end of the world. I have made a pact with my hair. [those on the HEAD, mind, don’t think otherwise!] It’s not suppose to drop unless I say so. Or unless it ends up like Ivy Lee’s in The Trio. But my hair do not listen to me. I told them I want them to change to black, but they still stayed brown. See how naughty they are? Ahhh well, brown is okay, I guess. Unlike poor Barney. And that squid guy from Spongeybobby. I am waiting to print Vivian’s document. Christ on a bike, the phone just rang. I picked it up and said, ” HELL-o, if you don’t put the phone down immediately I shall go to you and punch the daylights out of you.” The person just replied, “Sorry, wrong number.” Then slammed down the phone. So I called back and asked, “Why you hang up on me? You stupid fool. Now I shall do the same thing to you, ma petite nincompoop.” and slammed the phone down. Unfortunately, the casing for my phone broke.Quel Dommage…. Sorry, the phone convo was part of my VAIR VAIR active imagination. Vivian’s document hasn’t started printing yet. Must be Vivian too white…bai2 zhan3 ji1… Anyway, what that person actually said was: ME: Hello? him: Hello, yeah? ME: Huh? Oh-kay, wait. ME: DEAR SISTER!!! PHONE!!! Hell, I sound like my sister? Flippin’ fishsticks. I sound like my sister with a sore throat. VIVIAN’S THINGS HAVEN’T PRINTED OUT YET, sacre bleu! I am addicted to the smell of the air the air-con emits. Ah-chu gets to smell it everyday because a.)she’s tall and b.)the air-con is right above her. Cheryl Seow got a new pair of spects, if you were wondering. But were you? No, you don’t look as if you were wondering, do you? How can you be so inconsiderate? You must wonder! Remember that next time! Skipping Horizon AGAIN for two consecutive weeks. I think it must be the 5th time. Hell, I can’t wait to get kick out. Cannot stand that Maximouse. And the distance.[It’s in BEDOK, for god’s sake.Insane.] And the people there. Especially those Deyi girls opposite our barre. What’s more, tell me one good reason how HORIZON[ HORIZON, mind.] is more important than Biology Test AND History EOY??? Besides, I’m all for failing the Horizon mid-years. Then they’ll finally put their feet down with a firm hand and kick me out. Not that I have to work hard to FAIL, of course, but yeah. Quel Dommage to that unreasonably copious amount of money I paid to stupid people, then. I only know “Quel Dommgae”. Sorry. No, wait, I also know “Quel frommage” which is, I think, “add cheese” or “extra cheese” or “with cheese”. Something cheese. Plus I know “la gay Paree” and “la belle France”. My brother [I think] is now protesting because my mutti didn’t let him speak to my aunty. Like, hello? Stupid subject teacher[I’m not telling which one] of mine was being sooooo darn sarcastic I’m surprised she hasn’t er…..anyway. I was reading a book AT THE START OF THE CLASS which she does NOTHING besides CRAP and CRAP and CRAP SOMEMORE and she was pissed that I’d rather look at printed papers then look at her face. So she said, “Boon Meng, you have no time to read your books at home is it?.” I was so peeved I shook my head hard and said, “NO.” right to her fake, asking-for-a-good-duffing-up face. And she said, “Poor thing.” I nearly gave it to her there and then. I HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND!!! Her name is…err…hmmm…undisclosable. It’s an indisclosable secret. But she would like to make friends with me because I would not and did not laugh at her when DQ made her swivel chair sinks down when she sat on it. How sweet. I really love my friend. Merde! Lingg was on TV!! GO LINGG, GO! MY LOVER and STUDENT! Except she hasn’t hand in her homework. I must be like Miss. Poon! I must tolerate nonsense from my pupil[s]. I must chase them for homework only when I grow fat and ugly. Not a very difficult thing to do, then. From now on, I shall blog only when LOH JIA LINGG[she insists on spelling her name with double “G”s. I, for one, do not understand why.] hands in her homework. So, tata. Away laughing on a fast camel 10:23 p.m. "barney is a dinosaur from our imagination when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation! barney teach us lots of things like how to play pretend-end ABCs and 123s and how to be a FRIEND! CHONG VINGJIE!!! hahah. How's Cheryl's glasses? See lah...wear frameless one. Hell, gonna fail the dance test... dance dirl fail dance... christ on a bike... TAN WEEWEN of SEC 2 GRACE thinks that our history teacher[teacher,mind]is the promoter for Barney's show...you know that cute girl? [By cute girl i mean, THAT REAL promoter, not miss keh. anyway, it's that "purchase any producT from the following sponsers aT ntuc fairprice and aTTaTch the receipT to your entry!!! log on to kidscentral DOT com DOT sg for more details. DON'T waiT! StarT drawing TOday!!!!!!!!!!." Suwi says I imitate her very well. *honoured* But she doesn't look like a history teacher huh? TAN WEEWEN had BADDD eyesight. Away laughing on a fast camel 6:25 p.m. Stupid Mohan. I stayed up until 2 am last night/this morning to finish the powerpoint for IPW and today he told us that we have one more week. Hello. I nearly took off my socks and slapped his eye balls. List of weird things I can do: 1.)Raise one eyebrow. [Some people cannot. *hints to song ping*] 2.)flip my tongue. But one-way only. 3.)Make this incredibly loud noise by pushing my tongue against the roof of my mouth and then snapping to the front. 4.)Touch my toes without actually bending my back. That is not some miracle. It is just that I am not unblessed in the extremely tremendously short legs department. And I also have arms like a gorilla. 5.)Write mirror image things with my left hand. Plus I can do it while writing with the right hand at the same time. I didn’t know that was abnormal. I thought it was and inborn-talent kind of thing that allows you to cheat during a physics test on mirrors. 6.)Cross my eyes reallllllly closely together so that I look even more of the inane loon that I am. 7.)Stretch those words with the “r” sound so that it kind of trembles. Tan Lei Ping cannot do that. 8.)Read a Georgia Nicolson book1 5 times and still would not be bored. But give me a book written by Caroline B. Cooney and I’ll get away sharpish. There was this time I read one of her books – “The face on the milk carton” or something. I forgot. Anyway, I finally got to the end of the book expecting a good ending to make up for the excruciating mess in front and guess what? She put: “To be continued...”. I was so mad I vowed never to read her books again.
Sorry, but I HAVE to say this. What a stupid day. Bloody Hell. FIRST, I went for Horizon, which is enough to make anybody’s day bad, but magnanimous me [not]tried to be nice and accept the fact that although our crap dithering fool of a teacher looks like maximouse [the exact opposite of Minnie(mini) mouse],she is nowhere as nice or as pretty or as gracious as Minnie [mini]. See? I was being so big-hearted! And look what I got for a reward. Excuse me, “reward”. She, that buffoon-ish old geezer separated Lei and I. What crap is that? I kept giving her the evil eye.and also the finger. She was wearing this stupid sleeveless large piece of cloth [that probably needs to be held together by dental floss and tree vines instead of threads], and acres of her nunga holder was shown to us. Not that we yearn to see it, of course, but she probably just want us to be jealous of her [nunga holders]. Which we are not. Anyway, we were at Bedok [near SATA] and I was so tempted to pull her bra strap all the way to Sembawang and then let go that I had to keep all my fingers tucked in tightly. But something went wrong. The middle finger suddenly got stuck and would not tuck in. It’s not my fault. It’s my body’s natural reaction to arseholes wearing bras that make people tempted to pull it. At first, she said, “No more than 6 people on a bar.”. Then she said,” No more than 3 St. Nicks people on one bar.” Then she said,” No more than TWO St. Nicks people on a bar.” Wtf. She says she changed our places because she wants schools to communicate and get to know each other. Get to know each other my arse. She says she wants us to communicate, but she also said, “No talking during lesson time.” Oh yes, we can SO communicate. But clver us, in he end her plan failed [that’ll teach her not to only zhi3 shang4 tan2 bing1]. When she viciously, cruelly and mercilessly torn Lei and I apart, she said,”What’s wrong with you all? Cannot move issit???” in bad English, the only kind she “speaks”. Hello???Wake up and smell the coffee with your large conk girl. Who’s the one that needs help??? And she asks us what’s wrong with us. Pure IRONY. What’s wrong with HER, more like. Errr… besides the obvious, that is. Away laughing on a fast camel 4:10 p.m. Su Wi ask me to post this. She says it’s because the entry’s funny like me. Me and Georgia Nicolson(:
ok, here is the hilarious entry I promised you.Ok guys, pretend this was typed on Friday if you want to understand this entry. I put my contacts on today. Took about 63 years. It was tres tres horriblement. I don’t see how I can survive without SuWi tomorrow. I had such a hard time taking it out. I kept tickling my own eyeballs. tres scary bananas. HOWWW? I don’t dare to put it in tomorrow. The lense’s so slimy. I bet I cannot remove it tomorrow. tres tres TRES horriblement. I am so scared of contacts. Oh yes I must cut my nails. I shall cut it now then. Snip snip About tomorrow’s turning-and-sticking-posterior-in-air that part. Olivia says she wants to help me. She told Lei to pull my eyes open. I told her to go jump. I’m now stretching my eyes open for tomorrow. It’s not my fault, alright? I didn’t ask to be born with barely visible eyes. If I could, I would take Li Shan Shan’s eyes. But I couldn’t. So don’t blame me. Joanna started zoning out in someone’s lesson and stared at Benny Chan. She kept telling me that,”Chen Hao Ming is so shuai.” and I kept reminding her that “Daniel is cuter”. THEN.THEN. S______ the freak cut in rudely *raises eyebrows* Daniel IS | ||||||